Jon should be a movie critic

When he says things like this, I wonder if he wasn’t born to be a movie critic instead of a software engineer:

It’s better than the last one, but that’s like saying getting stabbed in the eye by a clean sharp knife is better than getting stabbed in the eye by an old rusty knife.

One response to “Jon should be a movie critic

  1. Man, what movie was I reviewing? It sounds like I kinda liked it!

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