How to bend SQL to the whims of geekery

This is even geekier than plotting the Mandelbrot set on a TI-85:

The T-SQL Mandelbrot

T-SQL is a database-centric programming language for Microsoft SQL Server. It is used primarily for data processing, not for such geekery as drawing fractals. So, my hat’s off to the creative re-imagining of this previously dull language.

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