The animals shall have their revenge

I’ve had nothing interesting to post recently. The best I can offer at the moment is this strange statute I found in the LAW table of the Kentucky state legal case management system we’ve been working on:

ACQUIRING CONTROL OVER ANIMAL FACILITY W/O CONSENT

Interestingly, it is only a misdemeanor. And I’m not sure what the advantage is to gaining control of an animal facility. It doesn’t have nearly the same appeal as train robbing. Stealing a train FULL of animals, on the other hand… maybe THAT’S a felony.

Another interesting related statute:

REFUSAL TO LEAVE ANIMAL FACILITY

“Seriously; get OUT already! NO; FOR THE LAST TIME — YOU CAN’T HAVE A PUPPY!!!”

One response to “The animals shall have their revenge

  1. I think this is for Eco-Terrorists who raid animal prisons and free the animals……

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