An interesting technique — slip your spam message in between two slices of literary quotes like some kind of bizarre spam sandwich (yes, it’s a stretch):
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The huge context-switch in there cracked me up.
Perhaps we can find similar literary inspiration once we start ordering and taking some of those meds!