{"id":84,"date":"2005-03-24T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-24T16:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=84"},"modified":"2005-03-24T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-24T16:06:00","slug":"i-gets-lonely-livin-in-the-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"I gets lonely livin&#8217; in the country"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Feb 6th, Kathryn, Iris, and I were headed towards Snowshoe for our little weekend ski trip.  Near Covington, we exited I-64 and stopped in a Subway to get some sandwiches.  While waiting in the car with Iris, I spotted something out of the corner of my eye painted on the side of a nearby train car.  Several double-takes later, I took this picture:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/IMG_1040.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Yes, it says &#8220;Do not hump&#8221;.  Yes, I still have an immature brain, causing me to laugh like a 12-year old upon seeing this.  And, yes, there is a good reason for such an obscure warning: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.straightdope.com\/classics\/a2_402b.html\">(link)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Feb 6th, Kathryn, Iris, and I were headed towards Snowshoe for our little weekend ski trip. Near Covington, we exited I-64 and stopped in a Subway to get some sandwiches. While waiting in the car with Iris, I spotted &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=84\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}