{"id":80,"date":"2005-03-18T07:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T12:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=80"},"modified":"2005-03-18T07:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-18T12:34:00","slug":"spiritual-humanism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Spiritual Humanism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finding Secular Humanism a tad too ego-centric, I had a look at <a href=\"SpiritualHumanism.org\">SpiritualHumanism.org<\/a>.  There, you can &#8220;become an ordained member of the Spiritual Humanist clergy for FREE&#8221;.  Strange that this is the very first thing on the page that you see &#8211; I guess this is the hook!  Alas and alack, there are some significant powers a Spiritual Humanist clergymember simply does not enjoy, as mentioned in the FAQ on the site:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nYou are prohibited from performing ceremonies that involve exorcism, circumcision and animal sacrifice.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What, all at <i>once<\/i>?!?  Damn!!!  What a party that would be!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finding Secular Humanism a tad too ego-centric, I had a look at SpiritualHumanism.org. There, you can &#8220;become an ordained member of the Spiritual Humanist clergy for FREE&#8221;. Strange that this is the very first thing on the page that you &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=80\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}