{"id":71,"date":"2005-03-09T23:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=71"},"modified":"2005-03-09T23:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T04:21:00","slug":"strange-hamster-anime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":"Strange hamster anime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bizarre anime finding from Clint, entitled &#8220;Oruchuban Ebichu&#8221;, is described thusly:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nAn anime that is severly ecchi, about a hamster named Ebichu. She is the housekeeper of &#8220;Office Lady&#8221;&#8216;s apartment (whom she addresses as &#8220;Goshujin-sama&#8221;, which means owner-master) and has a weird knack for having sexual psychic thoughts. Her owner&#8217;s boyfriend is named &#8220;Kaishounachi&#8221; which literally means &#8220;worthless&#8221;.  <a href=\"http:\/\/anime.mikomi.org\/series\/Oruchuban+Ebichu\">(link)<\/a><br \/>\n&#8230;<br \/>\nMore shocking is when Ebichu gets violently smashed, stompped, etc. into a bloody pulp by her owner. Her owner is in her 30&#8217;s and in a relationship with a man who&#8217;s name means &#8220;worthless&#8221; and he lives up to that name by sleeping around. Of course she doesn&#8217;t want to be told the truth, so Ebichu is going to be violently beaten for being told this and for all sorts of other offences.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/627.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gainax.co.jp\/anime\/awaawa\/ebichu\/index-e.html\">here<\/a> for the official site (Not safe for work!)<\/p>\n<p>South Park might be rendered tame by comparison!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bizarre anime finding from Clint, entitled &#8220;Oruchuban Ebichu&#8221;, is described thusly: An anime that is severly ecchi, about a hamster named Ebichu. She is the housekeeper of &#8220;Office Lady&#8221;&#8216;s apartment (whom she addresses as &#8220;Goshujin-sama&#8221;, which means owner-master) and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=71\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}