{"id":399,"date":"2008-04-02T08:47:44","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T13:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2008-04-02T08:47:44","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T13:47:44","slug":"atlanta-suicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Atlanta suicide"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These burgers are offered by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevortexbarandgrill.com\/\">The Vortex Bar &#038; Grill<\/a> in Atlanta:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevortexbarandgrill.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: thin solid black\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/vortex-burger.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I should try them when I go to Atlanta in July.  That way, I won&#8217;t have to buy the return ticket to fly back to Roanoke.<\/p>\n<p>I wish more businesses shared The Vortex&#8217;s policies:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<b><u>WARNING<\/u><\/b><br \/>\nThe Vortex Bar &#038; Grill is not politically correct.  If you are easily offended, there is a good possibility that you will be offended here. We offer our customers delicious grilled animal products, a great selection of booze, and the option to smoke cigarettes.  Consider yourself warned.<\/p>\n<p><b><u>IDIOT-FREE ZONE<\/u><\/b><br \/>\nAt The Vortex Bar &#038; Grill the customer is NOT always right.  We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, especially if we think that you\u2019re a great big jerk.  We strive to keep The Vortex an official \u201cIdiot-Free Zone\u201d at all times, so if you\u2019re acting like an idiot, we\u2019ll be sure to let you know, right before we throw your stupid ass out.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Thanks, Eric (resident DBA at LegalEdge), for this restaurant tip)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These burgers are offered by The Vortex Bar &#038; Grill in Atlanta: I should try them when I go to Atlanta in July. That way, I won&#8217;t have to buy the return ticket to fly back to Roanoke. I wish &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=399\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,10,11,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-food","category-funny","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}