{"id":394,"date":"2008-03-04T06:59:54","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T11:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=394"},"modified":"2008-03-04T06:59:54","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T11:59:54","slug":"394","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=394","title":{"rendered":"The lolbots are coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the collective superintelligence of the Internet masses came the <i><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lolcats\">lolcat<\/a><\/i> phenomenon, a sign to future anthropologists of the advancement of our species.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/cheezburger_410.jpg\"><br \/>\n<i><b>Lolcat<\/b> specimen, circa 2007.<\/i><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>The popularity of lolcats has led to many other similar phenomena, such as the <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2007\/01\/14\/i-has-a-bucket\/\">lolrus<a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/category\/lolhamster\/\">lolhamster<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/category\/loldog\/\">loldog<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/lolcode.com\/\">lolcode<\/a>, even <a href=\"http:\/\/lolthulhu.com\/\">lolthulhu<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And now, even our local grocery store is getting in on the game and expanding the loltaxonomy:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/lolbutter1.jpg\"><br \/>\n<i>I&#8217;M ON UR BREAD&#8230; MAKING IT DELISHUS<\/i><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>And did you see the cashier name?<br \/>\n<center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/lolbutter2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p>Clearly, the LOL phenomenon is a sign that the robot invasion is coming soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the collective superintelligence of the Internet masses came the lolcat phenomenon, a sign to future anthropologists of the advancement of our species. Lolcat specimen, circa 2007. The popularity of lolcats has led to many other similar phenomena, such as &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=394\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4,11,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animals","category-bizarre","category-funny","category-meaningless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}