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<\/a>\nA new calendar system!<\/i><\/p>\n
And now, if organizational emphasis and jargon meant to confuse outsiders aren’t enough to convince you of Scientology’s cult status, then feast on the personality worship:<\/p>\n …Shinytology? A new calendar system! They brought us into the golden age. It’s about time SOMEBODY did. Awesome logo! Why can’t Amazon.com be this organized? Learn under the glorious tutelage of LRH This is how you will be processed. How … Continue reading <\/a>
\nThey brought us into the golden age. It’s about time SOMEBODY did.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nAwesome logo!<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
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\nWhy can’t Amazon.com be this organized?<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nLearn under the glorious tutelage of LRH<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
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\nThis is how you will be processed.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nHow much worse can the LRH Congress be than the US Congress??<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nShades of dictatorship here.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nNEWS ALERT: Congress can increase your IQ by 6 times!<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nIf only I could understand the grade chart in the first place…<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nCan’t… find… Scientology… book…<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nI finally understand Scientology now. It is an elaborate system whose sole purpose is to promote book sales. Look at the altar here. Books. Everywhere. You authors out there should take notice. Next time you write a book, start a religion.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/a>
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\n“I’m looking at you, Suppressive Person. Yeah, you. I know it’s fashionable to make fun of Scientology. But we are the authorities of the mind. Don’t you forget it.”<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"