{"id":383,"date":"2008-01-24T21:41:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T02:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=383"},"modified":"2008-01-24T21:41:40","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T02:41:40","slug":"calling-all-operating-thetans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=383","title":{"rendered":"Calling all Operating Thetans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scientology is weird.<\/p>\n<p>ALSO, THIS JUST IN:<br \/>\nWater is wet!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scientology-chart-1-small.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scientology-chart-2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scientology-chart-2-small.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(do not be afraid, Supressive Person; click the image above to expand the thetan within)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scientology is weird. ALSO, THIS JUST IN: Water is wet! &#8230; (do not be afraid, Supressive Person; click the image above to expand the thetan within)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,21,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-news","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}