{"id":356,"date":"2007-08-10T14:07:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T19:07:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=356"},"modified":"2007-08-10T14:07:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T19:07:46","slug":"what-did-you-call-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"WHAT did you call me???"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My eighteen months of frustrating <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Consolidated_Omnibus_Budget_Reconciliation_Act_of_1985\">COBRA<\/a> insurance coverage is coming to an end, and I recently received a letter explaining the expiration of my coverage.  Their choice of salutation is interesting:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/doranchak\/1073462347\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1426\/1073462347_5825396c35.jpg?v=0\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Did they just call me a penis??  Ah well.  I&#8217;ve called them much worse things over these past eighteen months.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My eighteen months of frustrating COBRA insurance coverage is coming to an end, and I recently received a letter explaining the expiration of my coverage. Their choice of salutation is interesting: Did they just call me a penis?? Ah well. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=356\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11,16,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-funny","category-meaningless","category-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}