{"id":351,"date":"2007-06-26T11:29:47","date_gmt":"2007-06-26T16:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=351"},"modified":"2007-06-26T11:29:47","modified_gmt":"2007-06-26T16:29:47","slug":"baby-jesus-has-returned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=351","title":{"rendered":"Baby Jesus has returned&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;as a pork product?<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: thin solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/baby-jesus-sausage1.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: thin solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/baby-jesus-sausage2.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dry-sausage.com\/produit.asp?produit_id=19\">See for yourself!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The money quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThe Baby must dry several weeks before it is ready to be sold.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to buy some Baby Jesus and <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/erinhansen\/216538946\/\">Lil Chub<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(thanks to Galen for the discovery.)<\/p>\n<p>p.s., why is there a Buddha on the banner for <a href=\"http:\/\/babyjesus.com\">babyjesus.com<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: thin solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/baby-jesus-banner.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>p.p.s., there is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idnmusic.com\/bands\/jesus_sausage.html\">band called Jesus Sausage<\/a>.  because you needed to know that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;as a pork product? See for yourself! The money quote: The Baby must dry several weeks before it is ready to be sold. I&#8217;m off to buy some Baby Jesus and Lil Chub. (thanks to Galen for the discovery.) p.s., &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=351\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-food","category-funny","category-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}