\ni watched a show about two brits who lived with a tribe in new papua
\nthey collect dog’s teeth to buy wives
\nand pigs are highly prized, like as much as people
\nanyway, one of the brits asks how many pigs it would cost to buy a wife and the dude goes:
\n“your question makes no sense at all”
\n“you can’t buy a woman with pigs, you buy women with dogs’ teeth”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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