I’ve had nothing interesting to post recently. The best I can offer at the moment is this strange statute I found in the LAW table of the Kentucky state legal case management system we’ve been working on:<\/p>\n
\nACQUIRING CONTROL OVER ANIMAL FACILITY W\/O CONSENT\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Interestingly, it is only a misdemeanor. And I’m not sure what the advantage is to gaining control of an animal facility. It doesn’t have nearly the same appeal as train robbing. Stealing a train FULL of animals, on the other hand… maybe THAT’S a felony.<\/p>\n
Another interesting related statute:<\/p>\n
\nREFUSAL TO LEAVE ANIMAL FACILITY\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
“Seriously; get OUT already! NO; FOR THE LAST TIME — YOU CAN’T<\/b> HAVE A PUPPY!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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