Kathryn’s parents live in Hilton Head, and came across this hilarious bit of local news:<\/p>\n
\nDeputy finds man punching shrub<\/b><\/p>\n
Published: Monday, January 22nd, 2007<\/p>\n
A 23-year-old Hilton Head Island man was charged with public disorderly conduct after a deputy observed him ‘in a physical confrontation with shrubs’ at 8:27 p.m. Saturday at Carolina First, 401 William Hilton Parkway, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Report.<\/p>\n
Responding to a complaint that a man tried to get into a stranger’s car, a deputy called over to the suspect, who was punching vegetation. The man then ran across the bank parking lot to kick one last bush before talking to police, reports said.<\/p>\n
He reportedly smelled of alcohol and was taken to the Beaufort County Detention Center, where he is being held for prosecution, according to the jail’s online log.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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