{"id":319,"date":"2007-01-25T14:31:53","date_gmt":"2007-01-25T19:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=319"},"modified":"2007-01-25T14:31:53","modified_gmt":"2007-01-25T19:31:53","slug":"gluten-free-time-capsule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=319","title":{"rendered":"Gluten-free time capsule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always suspected that there is something peculiar about the construction of the foul-tasting energy bars Kathryn is fond of buying:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image318\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/best-by-may-3007_420px.jpg\" alt=\"best-by-may-3007_420px.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Lasting for one thousand years is an admirable feat.  But I don&#8217;t think that will improve the flavor.<\/p>\n<p><i>(My guess is it&#8217;s supposed to mean &#8220;May 30, 2007&#8221;.)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always suspected that there is something peculiar about the construction of the foul-tasting energy bars Kathryn is fond of buying: Lasting for one thousand years is an admirable feat. But I don&#8217;t think that will improve the flavor. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=319\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-food","category-funny","category-queasy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}