{"id":284,"date":"2006-11-02T13:53:04","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T18:53:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=284"},"modified":"2006-11-02T13:53:04","modified_gmt":"2006-11-02T18:53:04","slug":"joke-of-the-day-part-deux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day, part deux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s apparently Cheesy Joke Day.  So here&#8217;s one submitted by Chris:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nQuestion: What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?<br \/>\nAnswer: Make me one with everything.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s apparently Cheesy Joke Day. So here&#8217;s one submitted by Chris: Question: What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor? Answer: Make me one with everything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}