{"id":283,"date":"2006-11-02T11:11:46","date_gmt":"2006-11-02T16:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=283"},"modified":"2006-11-02T11:11:46","modified_gmt":"2006-11-02T16:11:46","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=283","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Been thin on posts lately &#8211; all I have for now is a joke I heard at work recently:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nA guy walks into a butcher shop, and while he&#8217;s waiting for his order the butcher says, &#8220;Excuse me, Sir; Please don&#8217;t sit on the bacon slicer&#8230; We&#8217;ve been getting a little behind in our orders!&#8221;\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Been thin on posts lately &#8211; all I have for now is a joke I heard at work recently: A guy walks into a butcher shop, and while he&#8217;s waiting for his order the butcher says, &#8220;Excuse me, Sir; Please &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=283\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}