I felt I had to preserve these work-related haiku. They are mostly inside jokes regarding a fellow employee who was not well-liked.<\/p>\n
Author: Josh<\/p>\n
beautiful deadly
\n destruction of position
\n i wait for the axe<\/p>\n
I want to kill Tim,
\n Roast his flesh in large flames, but
\n My dogs won’t eat him.<\/p>\n
i’ve reached inner chi
\n by not fucking killing you
\n at least not today<\/p>\n
i meditate on
\n opening can of whoop ass
\n making me happy<\/p>\n
Author: Jon<\/p>\n
we listen and talk
\n our responses are ignored
\n better luck next time<\/p>\n
The one who is Tim
\n Makes no lasting impression
\n save: “Are you there?””<\/p>\n
why try what is hard
\n when surrounded by others
\n simply stay fuzzy<\/p>\n
And on other subject, Jon recently came up with some haiku tributes to our glorious systems administrator (Josh):<\/p>\n
I break the system
\n the users cry in horror
\n you are all fuckers<\/p>\n
the system is down
\n life breathes into the server
\n the system is up<\/p>\n
our admin is great
\n he delivers new function
\n we should all hug him<\/p>\n
my user id
\n it would be very useful
\n too many haiku<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I felt I had to preserve these work-related haiku. They are mostly inside jokes regarding a fellow employee who was not well-liked. Author: Josh beautiful deadly destruction of position i wait for the axe I want to kill Tim, Roast … Continue reading