{"id":252,"date":"2006-07-14T14:29:01","date_gmt":"2006-07-14T19:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=252"},"modified":"2006-07-14T14:29:01","modified_gmt":"2006-07-14T19:29:01","slug":"jon-should-be-a-movie-critic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"Jon should be a movie critic"},"content":{"rendered":"

When he says things like this, I wonder if he wasn’t born to be a movie critic instead of a software engineer:<\/p>\n

\nIt’s better than the last one, but that’s like saying getting stabbed in the eye by a clean sharp knife is better than getting stabbed in the eye by an old rusty knife.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When he says things like this, I wonder if he wasn’t born to be a movie critic instead of a software engineer: It’s better than the last one, but that’s like saying getting stabbed in the eye by a clean … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}