{"id":249,"date":"2006-06-30T07:43:04","date_gmt":"2006-06-30T12:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=249"},"modified":"2006-06-30T07:43:04","modified_gmt":"2006-06-30T12:43:04","slug":"friday-funnies-for-the-fourth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=249","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funnies For the Fourth"},"content":{"rendered":"

Another collection of utterly brainless fun. Internet TV has shriveled my brain.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Borat trailer<\/a>. Sacha Baron Cohen, famous for Ali G, in his new role as a hilarious Kazakhstani TV personality.<\/td>\n		\"bt.jpg\"<\/a>
Angry British Telecom customer<\/a>. “And I mean PHYSICALLY!” This guy must be related to Winnebago man<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Unintentionally suggestive cartoon on a gameshow<\/a>.<\/td>\n		\"gland.jpg\"<\/a>
“Monkey Gland Sauce”<\/a>. From the excellent Kooky Chow<\/a> collection of bizarre foods. Among its features is our old favorite, pork brains in milk gravy<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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A terrifying message from Al Gore<\/a>. And for some reason in the YouTube comments there is a debate about homosexuality, relgion, and science. Like millions of other social web sites. Wisdom of the masses indeed.<\/td>\n		\"sleep.jpg\"<\/a>
Comcast technician sleeps on customers couch<\/a>. Customer service!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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The Colbert Report – Gravitas match with Stone Phillips<\/a>. Watch as esteemed journalists battle.<\/td>\n		\"gravitas2.jpg\"<\/a>
The Colbert Report – Gravitas rematch with Stone Phillips<\/a>. Colbert attempts to reclaim his Gravitas crown.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Blooper: Man breaks precious item on TV<\/a>. See? Playing with it CAN break it.<\/td>\n		\"poo.jpg\"<\/a>
Pee and Poo toys<\/a>. Made from cuddly polyester, and… well… who knows.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Evil Japanese prank show – Toilet from hell<\/a>. This is what happens when you combine public toilets and elevators.<\/td>\n		\"prank2.jpg\"<\/a>
Evil Japanese prank show – Spa from hell<\/a>. I suppose liability lawsuits are an American invention.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Cell phone striptease<\/a>. Much better than a lousy textmessage.<\/td>\n		\"transform.jpg\"<\/a>
Transformers teaser trailer<\/a>. Yes, the live-action Transformers movie by Michael Bay. The 80s will live forever! The teaser doesn’t show much – the movie isn’t going to be out until some time next year.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another collection of utterly brainless fun. Internet TV has shriveled my brain. Borat trailer. Sacha Baron Cohen, famous for Ali G, in his new role as a hilarious Kazakhstani TV personality. Angry British Telecom customer. “And I mean PHYSICALLY!” This … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,16,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crackbaby","category-funny","category-meaningless","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}