{"id":248,"date":"2006-06-23T08:36:52","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T13:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=248"},"modified":"2006-06-23T08:36:52","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T13:36:52","slug":"friday-funnies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=248","title":{"rendered":"Friday funnies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I am lazy and unoriginal, I will regurgitate some funny and interesting things I&#8217;ve come across recently &#8211;<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=mZD4oncCUcU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/bush.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=mZD4oncCUcU\">Bush insults a blind reporter<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=k4LOsPt-h1s\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/chung.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=k4LOsPt-h1s\">Connie Chung&#8217;s career suicide musical send-off<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.videobomb.com\/posts\/show\/2902\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/game.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.videobomb.com\/posts\/show\/2902\">Classic video games re-animated with everyday items<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=L-plhbHOQXA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/great.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=L-plhbHOQXA\">I Feel Great (Nutri-Grain commercial)<\/a> Ooongfph! <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=52IiVXnas3w\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/mario.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=52IiVXnas3w\">Amazing two-guitar performance of Super Mario Brothers theme music<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=5GYlGir8Dso\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/morning.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=5GYlGir8Dso\">Folgers Happy Morning commercial<\/a> (brings to mind vague images of the Oompa Loompas in psychedelica)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/saget.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis\">Rollin&#8217; with Bob Saget<\/a> (&#8220;I got a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox&#8221;)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/shatner.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=p55YD8QhQ3o\">William Shatner vs. George Lucas<\/a> (Star Trek and Star Wars fans may find this video of Shatner singing to Lucas amusing)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0kIo0wjkwPY\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/sinking.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=0kIo0wjkwPY\">Hilarious &#8220;brush up on your English&#8221; commercial<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=JO_iIYEYbPE\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/snake.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=JO_iIYEYbPE\">Reporter vs. Snake<\/a> (it&#8217;s old but still hilarious)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\"><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=SKtxfmidzAw\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/2006-06-23\/wushu.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=SKtxfmidzAw\">Amazing Wushu broadsword performance<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>And for you software techies out there, <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailywtf.com\/\">The Daily WTF<\/a> is one of my new favorite feeds.  Great anecdotes showcasing instances when software development goes ever so terribly but amusingly wrong.  <a href=\"http:\/\/thedailywtf.com\/forums\/thread\/76130.aspx\">This collection of funny dialog boxes<\/a> is a great intro to the site.<\/p>\n<p>Another fun finding this week was <a href=\"http:\/\/sternestmeanings.com\">Sternest Meanings<\/a>, a web- and instant-messager-based anagram generator that produces consistently good results.  Some funny examples:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Leonardo Dicaprio: <b>Periodic anal odor.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Osama Bin Laden: <b>A damn alien S.O.B.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Condoleezza Rice: <b>Crazed ozone lice.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Fatboy Slim: <b>My fat boils.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Angelina Jolie: <b>I join anal glee<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>Kevin Federline: <b>Fiend-like nerve<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>War on Terrorism: <b>Warrior monster<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>Leonardo Da Vinci: <b>Vindaloo and rice<\/b>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>From Clint:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>George Bush: <b>O, he buggers!<\/b><\/li>\n<li>George W. Bush: <b>He grew bogus.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Donald Rumsfeld: <b>Muddler of lands.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Saddam Hussein: <b>UN&#8217;s said he&#8217;s mad.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Ann Coulter: <b>Unclean rot.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Colin Powell: <b>Low, nice poll.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>Taliban: <b>Bit anal?<\/b><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Reminds me of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unc.edu\/~jmspille\/2003_09_01_archive.shtml#106445063246241031\">good ol&#8217; days<\/a> when Jerry and I would sit in class creating our own anagrams and palindromes by hand.  That&#8217;s just how cool we were!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I am lazy and unoriginal, I will regurgitate some funny and interesting things I&#8217;ve come across recently &#8211; Bush insults a blind reporter Connie Chung&#8217;s career suicide musical send-off Classic video games re-animated with everyday items I Feel Great &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=248\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,11,16,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crackbaby","category-funny","category-meaningless","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}