{"id":242,"date":"2006-06-09T07:59:51","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T12:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2006-06-09T07:59:51","modified_gmt":"2006-06-09T12:59:51","slug":"a-cry-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"A cry for help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While looking for pizza places in the phone book at the Outer Banks beach house last week, we found this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image241\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/alcohaaaal.jpg\" alt=\"alcohaaaal.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The help line is apparently named after the sound you make when you&#8217;ve had too much alcohaaaaaal.  I also like the wording: &#8220;24 Hour Abuse Access&#8221;.  For those odd hours when you just gotta have some abuse.<\/p>\n<p>Interestingly, a Google search yields <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=alcohaaaaaal\">many listings with this misspelling<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While looking for pizza places in the phone book at the Outer Banks beach house last week, we found this: The help line is apparently named after the sound you make when you&#8217;ve had too much alcohaaaaaal. I also like &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=242\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,11,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-funny","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}