{"id":240,"date":"2006-06-07T12:03:35","date_gmt":"2006-06-07T17:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=240"},"modified":"2006-06-07T12:03:35","modified_gmt":"2006-06-07T17:03:35","slug":"mcsweat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"McSweat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apprently hell froze over and McDonald&#8217;s started giving out exercise videos to their customers.  I ordered my greasy breakfast this morning in the drive through and got handed this DVD:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image238\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/mcexercise.jpg\" alt=\"mcexercise.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Take a careful look at &#8220;Maya&#8221;, the personal trainer.  She&#8217;s a 3D computer image; not even a real person!  Which makes the following screenshot even more ridiculous:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image239\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/06\/mcexercise-bent.jpg\" alt=\"mcexercise-bent.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The image is vaguely South Park-esque (you know, the episode with Cartman and the alien probe).<\/p>\n<p>Can you believe they are bundling these videos (there are four in all) with so-called &#8220;Adult Happy Meals&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/2004\/05\/11\/news\/fortune500\/mcdonalds_happymeal\/happymeal_salad_dasani.jpg\" alt=\"happy\"><\/p>\n<p>Gah!  Water and salad will never give me the same level of happiness as the 50,000 calorie <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/McGriddle\">McGriddle<\/a> stomach-paver!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apprently hell froze over and McDonald&#8217;s started giving out exercise videos to their customers. I ordered my greasy breakfast this morning in the drive through and got handed this DVD: Take a careful look at &#8220;Maya&#8221;, the personal trainer. She&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=240\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10,11,16,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre","category-food","category-funny","category-meaningless","category-queasy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}