{"id":228,"date":"2006-05-23T08:51:41","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T13:51:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2006-05-23T08:51:41","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T13:51:41","slug":"caution-do-not-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"Caution: Do Not Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ever wonder when it is OK to eat breakfast sausage and when it is NOT OK to eat breakfast sausage?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/normal-sausage.jpg\" alt=\"normal\"><br \/>\n<center><i>Figure 1: Normal sausage<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/inflated-sausage.jpg\" alt=\"abnormal\"><br \/>\n<center><i>Figure 2: Abnormal sausage<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is what we pulled out of our fridge yesterday.  Spontaneously inflating food is probably a clear warning sign to stay away.  Luckily, we managed to dispose of the sausage before it could turn into an all-consuming, remorseless blob.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ever wonder when it is OK to eat breakfast sausage and when it is NOT OK to eat breakfast sausage? Figure 1: Normal sausage Figure 2: Abnormal sausage This is what we pulled out of our fridge yesterday. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=228\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-meaningless"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}