{"id":213,"date":"2006-04-04T11:50:01","date_gmt":"2006-04-04T16:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=213"},"modified":"2006-04-04T11:50:01","modified_gmt":"2006-04-04T16:50:01","slug":"crimes-against-processed-meats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Crimes against processed meats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the latest in the line of things that you never expect to say but end up saying because you are parenting a toddler:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nIris, stop French-kissing the bologna!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(related post: <a href=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=210\">NO, NOT WITH HAM<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Anyone else got any to share?  <a href=\"mailto:doranchak@gmail.com\">Gimme!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is the latest in the line of things that you never expect to say but end up saying because you are parenting a toddler: Iris, stop French-kissing the bologna! (related post: NO, NOT WITH HAM) Anyone else got any &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=213\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}