{"id":211,"date":"2006-03-16T21:15:34","date_gmt":"2006-03-17T02:15:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=211"},"modified":"2006-03-16T21:15:34","modified_gmt":"2006-03-17T02:15:34","slug":"dont-bother-sending-subscription-cards-to-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=211","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t bother sending subscription cards to them."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kathryn was browsing magazines at Barnes and Noble tonight.  As she reached to shelve a magazine she said &#8220;pardon me&#8221; to an old man that was also browsing magazines.  The old man said to her, &#8220;Do you ever wonder if there are any groups that have NO magazines?&#8221;  Kathryn said, &#8220;You mean, like special interest groups?&#8221;  The old man replied, &#8220;Yeah; a group like, for example, The Suicide Club.  I mean, there&#8217;d be nobody left to get the magazines anyway!&#8221;  Then, he walked away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kathryn was browsing magazines at Barnes and Noble tonight. As she reached to shelve a magazine she said &#8220;pardon me&#8221; to an old man that was also browsing magazines. The old man said to her, &#8220;Do you ever wonder if &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=211\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}