{"id":201,"date":"2006-03-11T20:09:43","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T01:09:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2006-03-11T20:09:43","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T01:09:43","slug":"why-cant-our-signs-be-this-poetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Why can&#8217;t our signs be this poetic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image200\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/03\/mercilessfire.jpg\" alt=\"mercilessfire.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d be more compelled to comply with U.S. signage if they were this pleasant to read!  Imagine: haiku speed limit signs.  Road safety unfurls like the beautiful lotus petals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d be more compelled to comply with U.S. signage if they were this pleasant to read! Imagine: haiku speed limit signs. Road safety unfurls like the beautiful lotus petals.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}