{"id":184,"date":"2006-02-11T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-11T20:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=184"},"modified":"2006-02-11T15:13:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-11T20:13:00","slug":"dont-hassel-the-hoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=184","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Hassel the Hoff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, sweet Lord.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pepsisamba.com.au\/hoff.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/hoff-pepsi.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently the Aussies are crazy for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/David_Hasselhoff\">David Hasselhoff<\/a>, too.  Enough for Pepsi to take notice with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pepsisamba.com.au\/hoff.html\">this ad campaign.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is it a joke?  A career?  A joke wrapped inside a career?  A career wrapped inside of a joke wrapped inside of a career???  (more evidence <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digg.com\/music\/David_Hasselhoff_in_strange_music_video\"> here<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>It spins my noodle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, sweet Lord. Apparently the Aussies are crazy for David Hasselhoff, too. Enough for Pepsi to take notice with this ad campaign. Is it a joke? A career? A joke wrapped inside a career? A career wrapped inside of a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=184\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}