{"id":162,"date":"2005-12-26T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T20:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=162"},"modified":"2005-12-26T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-26T20:29:00","slug":"replacement-for-rotations-of-its-a-wonderful-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Replacement for rotations of &#8220;It&#8217;s a Wonderful Life&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joanie brought us the destined-to-be-a-Christmas-classic <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Santa_Claus_Conquers_the_Martians\">Santa Claus Conquers The Martians<\/a> (the non-<a href=\"http:\/\/doctor-forrester.home.mindspring.com\/reviews_s03_ep321.html\">MST3K<\/a> version).  We all managed to endure the entire movie, famous for being on many &#8220;worst movies&#8221; lists, via our own lesser brand of MST3K-style audience participation.  Not much beyond the movie itself says it better than these caps:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm08.jpg\" \/><br \/>\n&#8220;Think of the Martian children!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm10.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nThe laziest men on Mars.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm06.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nThe intrepid Martian leader.  With built-in plumbing.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm07.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAnyone got a pipe-wrench?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm03.jpg\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm04.jpg\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm05.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nBeware the man-eating <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Furries\">furries.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm12.jpg\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm13.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nMere children cannot escape the powerful robot.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm11.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nSanta succumbs to the power of the Martian conquistadors.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/scm01.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s your boggle, Geraldo?<\/p>\n<p>So, it turns out this movie is in the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.archive.org\/details.php?identifier=santa_claus_conquers_the_martians\">public domain<\/a>, should you be interested in such a fine cinematic feast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joanie brought us the destined-to-be-a-Christmas-classic Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (the non-MST3K version). We all managed to endure the entire movie, famous for being on many &#8220;worst movies&#8221; lists, via our own lesser brand of MST3K-style audience participation. Not much &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=162\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}