{"id":159,"date":"2005-12-23T23:59:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-24T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=159"},"modified":"2005-12-23T23:59:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-24T04:59:00","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Down the road from us is a house that looks like it could be straight out of rural West Virginia.  Chickens in the yard, junk strewn about, little shacks, a chicken coop, etc.  In true <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseblinger.com\/\">houseblinger<\/a> style, the residents there have decked out their property with all sorts of christmas lights and ornaments.  Kathryn spotted lit snowman figures there mounted in a circle on top of what looked like a partially  above-ground septic tank.  So, naturally, we&#8217;ve now coined the term &#8220;Septic Snowmen&#8221;.  If I ever started a band, that would be the name!<\/p>\n<p>Incidentally, it was Frank that reminded me about this story, since his screen name is &#8220;septicfields&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Down the road from us is a house that looks like it could be straight out of rural West Virginia. Chickens in the yard, junk strewn about, little shacks, a chicken coop, etc. In true houseblinger style, the residents there &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=159\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}