{"id":158,"date":"2005-12-23T14:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=158"},"modified":"2005-12-23T14:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T19:17:00","slug":"the-diaper-anchor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"The diaper anchor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To do some Christmas shopping, I went to the ghetto-licious Toys-R-Us here in Roanoke recently (you know, the one where the shelves never have anything on them, and you feel like you&#8217;re walking through an abandoned hospital instead of a toy store).  On the way to the store, I walked through the parking lot for David&#8217;s Bridal.  I looked up and saw their brightly lit sign.  I looked through the windows and saw the immaculately presented wedding gowns.  And, I looked down and spied a soiled diaper right in front of the store.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps it is there as an omen to keep your wedding dreams grounded in harsh reality.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To do some Christmas shopping, I went to the ghetto-licious Toys-R-Us here in Roanoke recently (you know, the one where the shelves never have anything on them, and you feel like you&#8217;re walking through an abandoned hospital instead of a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=158\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}