{"id":144,"date":"2005-10-26T09:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=144"},"modified":"2005-10-26T09:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T14:42:00","slug":"wednesday-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday funny"},"content":{"rendered":"

I occasionally receive Scott Adams’ Dilbert newsletter<\/a>, and the best part of it is the “quotes from In-duh-viduals” section. Here’s the one for this month:<\/p>\n

\nINDUHVIDUAL QUOTES
\n==================<\/p>\n

Here now, some quotes from Induhviduals, submitted by DNRC field operatives. Apparently the most confusing concepts for Induhviduals are anything involving body parts, beverages, food, or animals.<\/p>\n

“It’s so cold I’m getting goose nipples!”<\/p>\n

\u0093I’m as full of vinegar as a Christmas turkey.\u0094<\/p>\n

\u0093You can stop kicking this dead whale down the beach and find another hobby horse to beat to death.\u0094<\/p>\n

“One man’s trash is another man’s garbage.”<\/p>\n

\u0093I think I was speaking to Tom, and if it wasn’t Tom I’m sure it was someone else.\u0094<\/p>\n

“Check the pulse on the temperature.”<\/p>\n

“He’s making a mole hill out of an issue.”<\/p>\n

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!”<\/p>\n

“I home school three children and am expecting a forth!”<\/p>\n

“This is the worst headache I’ve ever had in the history of my head.”<\/p>\n

“Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.”<\/p>\n

“The squeaky wheel gets the worm.”<\/p>\n

“You’re not the smartest peanut in the turd.”<\/p>\n

“I’d give an arm to be ambidextrous!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

A close second is the “True tales of In-duh-viduals” section.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I occasionally receive Scott Adams’ Dilbert newsletter, and the best part of it is the “quotes from In-duh-viduals” section. Here’s the one for this month: INDUHVIDUAL QUOTES ================== Here now, some quotes from Induhviduals, submitted by DNRC field operatives. Apparently … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}