{"id":138,"date":"2005-10-18T13:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-18T18:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=138"},"modified":"2005-10-18T13:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-18T18:50:00","slug":"foggy-smeggy-breakdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"Foggy smeggy breakdown"},"content":{"rendered":"

So the update to the car saga is that we went to the dealer this morning and there is about $5000 worth of damages to my car. We brought Kathryn’s car in too because her check engine light came on (which is the same business that started the slippery slope which led to the demise of her Forester – and her new car is, well, NEW!!!!)<\/p>\n

We talked to a car salesman there, and he had the perfect car salesman name:<\/p>\n

Monte Looney<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

He moonlights as a motorcycle racer, so maybe he belongs to the same name club that Dick Trickle belongs to.<\/p>\n

“Mr. Looney, meet Mr. Trickle.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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