{"id":132,"date":"2005-10-05T17:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-05T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=132"},"modified":"2005-10-05T17:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-05T22:10:00","slug":"wicked-pissah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=132","title":{"rendered":"Wicked Pissah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m heading home from an interesting trip to Connecticut for work with a Navy sub training system project BKA is involved with.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, coming up, I connected in Philly.  This airport ALWAYS manages to screw something up.  I&#8217;m sure there are plenty of stories like this one.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as I get to the Philly airport, the departure boards say my 6:20 pm flight to Providence, Rhode Island is delayed to 7:10pm.  So I hang out in the food court in the terminal.  Around 6:30 i head towards the gate.  Meanwhile the electronic departure boards still say my flight doesn&#8217;t leave until 7:10pm.  At the gate, there&#8217;s nothing showing my flight number.  I sit for about 10 minutes, thinking that there&#8217;s some time to kill before they start boarding.  Then the lady at the counter calls out &#8220;hey is there anyone else here for the Providence flight?&#8221;  I raise my hand, say &#8220;Me!&#8221;, and walk towards the counter.  She says to me &#8220;Your flight left at 6:30&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It left?!?<\/p>\n<p>The lady alleges that the gate folks don&#8217;t have access or authorization to change the board info.  A British couple that had been waiting around since 3pm (they flew in from Manchester, UK) had the same fate.  Luckily she gets me a boarding pass for me for an 8pm flight the same night.  A British couple that had been waiting around since 3pm (they flew in from Manchester, UK) had the same fate.<\/p>\n<p>On top of all that, as I walk to the other terminal to catch the later flight, I pass the electronic board again.  Which STILL says my flight is leaving at 7:10 even though it isn&#8217;t past 7:10 yet AND the plane is airborne.<\/p>\n<p>It at least gave the British couple and I something to commiserate about after we got seated next to each other on the 8pm flight.  And it was fun talking about England.<\/p>\n<p>On an unrelated note, this is the most unexpected phrase to hear coming out of the mouth of a Navy submarine captain during our meeting this morning:  &#8220;Fluffy muffins.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(It was an example of what kind of goal a commanding officer would set for his subordinates).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m heading home from an interesting trip to Connecticut for work with a Navy sub training system project BKA is involved with. Anyway, coming up, I connected in Philly. This airport ALWAYS manages to screw something up. I&#8217;m sure there &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=132\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}