{"id":130,"date":"2005-09-20T12:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-20T17:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=130"},"modified":"2005-09-20T12:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-20T17:21:00","slug":"apedance-the-prequel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"ApeDance &#8211; the prequel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK so it is apparent that Steve Ballmer likes to use the &#8220;Crazy Car Salesman&#8221; persona when hawking Microsoft, as shown clearly by <a href=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/steve-ballmer-sells-windows10.wmv\">this video (WMV 873kb)<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/steve-ballmer-sells-windows10.wmv\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball1.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball2.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball3.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball4.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball5.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball6.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball7.jpg\" border=\"0\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/ball8.jpg\" border=\"0\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If the WMV doesn&#8217;t work for ya then <a href=\"http:\/\/www.albinoblacksheep.com\/flash\/sellswindows.php\">try the flash version<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK so it is apparent that Steve Ballmer likes to use the &#8220;Crazy Car Salesman&#8221; persona when hawking Microsoft, as shown clearly by this video (WMV 873kb): If the WMV doesn&#8217;t work for ya then try the flash version.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}