{"id":116,"date":"2005-06-13T12:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-13T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=116"},"modified":"2005-06-13T12:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-13T17:13:00","slug":"buttery-boxing-gloves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Buttery boxing gloves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought an extremely useful web development reference from <a href=\"http:\/\/visibone.com\/\">Visibone<\/a> recently.  It was probably the best $30 I&#8217;ve spent on web development in a long time!  Lots of extremely useful information packed into a easy-to-access space.  It came with a cover letter from the company owner filled with dramatic inspirational language that I got a chuckle out of for being a bit over-the-top.  Some funny examples:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> I cannot imagine what wonders you will create on the web, what new forms of online usefulness you will define, what bright visions you will arrest into pixels.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This excerpt is funny, and very true:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> The tools and technologies available for this job are numbingly, embarrassingly difficult. The design software, the formatting standards, the codes and symbols.  Using them is like building a ship in a bottle with buttery boxing gloves.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought an extremely useful web development reference from Visibone recently. It was probably the best $30 I&#8217;ve spent on web development in a long time! Lots of extremely useful information packed into a easy-to-access space. It came with a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=116\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}