{"id":115,"date":"2005-06-10T16:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=115"},"modified":"2005-06-10T16:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T21:56:00","slug":"i-just-cant-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"I just can&#8217;t stop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/recent_detail.php?imagename=dont-burn-the-fire-chief.jpg&amp;category=Signs\/Posters&amp;date=2005-05-23\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\/image\/engrish\/dont-burn-the-fire-chief.jpg\"><\/a><br \/>\nDouble-meaning aside, that ratty sign sure does add to the greenery, eh?<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unc.edu\/~jmspille\/blog.shtml\">Jerry<\/a>, in a post related to Episode 3 of Star Wars (which I am again seeing tonight, this time with Josh, Stacy, and Jon):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I still prefer my Yoda somber and somersault-free.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Speaking of Star Wars,  I&#8217;m<br \/>\nreminded of this pic I saw in a recent <a href=\"fark.com\">FARK<\/a> photoshop<br \/>\ncontest:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/the tyrant's in his pants.jpg\"><br \/>\nIn case you never saw the original:<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/tyrant.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Double-meaning aside, that ratty sign sure does add to the greenery, eh? From Jerry, in a post related to Episode 3 of Star Wars (which I am again seeing tonight, this time with Josh, Stacy, and Jon): I still prefer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=115\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}