{"id":114,"date":"2005-06-10T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=114"},"modified":"2005-06-10T12:35:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:35:00","slug":"random-friday-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Random Friday bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Cruise&#8217;s recent ongoing freakshow continues to attract people&#8217;s interest.  Check out this photoblog for an example: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.defamer.com\/hollywood\/gossip\/tom-cruise\/intensity-photoblogging-tom-cruise-on-oprah-104673.php\">(link)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some of the related blog quotes have been hilarious:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> \u0093I like Tom Cruise now. His insanity has come to the fore. He had no personality before. Now, he\u0092s like a member of your family.<\/p>\n<p> If your family had an crazy uncle who was liable to take a dump on the Thanksgiving turkey. \u0093<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It doesn&#8217;t take Bill Frist to diagnose bipolar disorder from afar in this case.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a pretty funny Star Wars script: <a href=\"http:\/\/slapnose.com\/archives\/2005\/06\/09\/star_wars_iii_abridged\/\">(link)<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>The importance of Proper Capitalization was conveyed to me by one of the quotes from <a href=\"http:\/\/bash.org\">bash.org<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI had to help my uncle Jack off a horse\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Pulp Fiction in 30 Seconds, As Re-Enacted by Bunnies!  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angryalien.com\/\">(link)<\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Some older quotes from Overheard in New York <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overheardinnewyork.com\">(link)<\/a> that got me interested in that site:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n Woman #1: Ah, look at those beautiful puppies.<br \/>\n Woman #2: Puppies are bullshit.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211;Bay Ridge\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says &#8220;Train for jobs in beeyotch.&#8221;<br \/>\n        Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom Cruise&#8217;s recent ongoing freakshow continues to attract people&#8217;s interest. Check out this photoblog for an example: (link) Some of the related blog quotes have been hilarious: \u0093I like Tom Cruise now. His insanity has come to the fore. He &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=114\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}