{"id":113,"date":"2005-06-09T22:48:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T03:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oranchak.com\/crackbaby\/?p=113"},"modified":"2005-06-09T22:48:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T03:48:00","slug":"no-escape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"No escape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computerworld.com.au\/index.php\/id;1932917199\">no escape<\/a> from the Michael Jackson circus <a href=\"http:\/\/www.computerworld.com.au\/index.php\/id;1932917199\">(link)<\/a>.  A few minutes ago, I got one of the trojan horse emails the article describes:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nLast night, while in his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has made a suicidal attempt.<\/p>\n<p>They suggest this attempt follows the last claim was made against the king of pop.<br \/>\n46 years old Michael has left pre-suicid note which describes and interpretes some of his sins.<\/p>\n<p>Read more&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I automatically clicked the button like a dumbass (expecting a spammer site of some kind; curiosity got the best of me), then quickly cancelled the browser request, thankfully before anything happened.<\/p>\n<p>On a related note, because of all this Jacko attention, I learned some new British slang related to child molestation:  &#8220;Kiddy fiddling&#8221;.  The Brits are having a field day with Jacko.  I think there is a lot of attraction to seeing the mighty American pop culture machine take a big dive.<\/p>\n<p>I just can&#8217;t wait to see his picture in the California online sex offender registry.  Makes me wonder if there are office betting pools across the country right now bubbling over with anticipation&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is no escape from the Michael Jackson circus (link). A few minutes ago, I got one of the trojan horse emails the article describes: Last night, while in his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has made a suicidal attempt. They &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/?p=113\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.oranchak.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}